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some lady just called to put my grandma on (in?) hospice lmao

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I’m going to kill my mother. Not actually but she gets so evil before I go back to school

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i get so nervous and scared before moving in. i cant sleep 

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i move in tomorrow and i havent put a single thing in a suitcase

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Anonymous asked: How can you be the only person to have sex there? Wouldn't that just be masturbation?

i realized that after i posted it but it was funny so i kept it. i am definitely not the only one to have j*cked off at the apartment

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its one of my best friends birthdays today and he wont even buy me beer wtf?

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I’m the only person who’s had sex in this apartment and I don’t even live here

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i forgot how much i like college park but being here reminded me im so lame i love college right now

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mizbingley jesus fucking christ he’s *obito voice* scum